Dear and respected colleagues,
Although we are aware that we cannot always boast that we are the perfect colleagues, we want you to know that we are conscious of the fact that the BURCH institution rests on your shoulders. Therefore, we think it is time for you to take a little rest, at least for one day, and the so-called and self-proclaimed "stronger gender", can take your cargo.
We promise to try this tomorrow, whilst you are on a well-deserved rest, to prove that we are worthy as your replacement. We hope you take advantage of the free day to spend exactly as you want, and not otherwise.
Happy International Women's Day, March 8!